Eight
signs signaling that you are addicted to your cellular phone
1.
When talking to an in-law, you frantically search his/her body for the
"Off" button.
2.
Your temple glows with the same hue as your phone's LCD backlight.
3.
(Insert favourite phone manufacturer's name here) wants you to be on its
corporate softball team.
4.
While in the heat of passion with your lover, you SMS your friends to
feed them a running commentary of the action.
5.
Have to put down your newspaper, razor, and coffee to answer it while
driving.
6.
You start buying cute sweaters for your favorite(yes, you have more than
one mobile phone!) cell phone.
7.
You can heat a microwave dinner just by putting it up to your ear.
8.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend left after you borrowed batteries from their
(insert their most prized electronic device here) just so you can check
your voice mail.
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